Cannibal Girls Dave-Michael Valentine

 

Cannibal Girls

 

I had a friend who used to hang out in clubs

He liked variety in the girls he’d meet

’til he met a cannibal girl in the shrubs

who reduced my friend to hamburger meat

 

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

 

Ever know a man who suddenly disappeared

Without a word to friends or relatives?

You might think it’s absurd or weird

Stay away from where the cannibal girl lives.

 

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

 

Sure, you’ll get what you’re looking for

but you’ll get more than what you bargained for

Just when you couldn’t ask for more

You’ll be that girl’s soup du jour

 

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

 

Cannibal girls are a feast for the eyes

they say everything that you want to hear.

Every now and then another man dies

You might be a side dish for a year.

 

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

 

(guitar noodling)

 

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

Cannibal Girls find out where you hide

Cannibal Girls look so damn cute

Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit

Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive

 

Momma never told you about cannibal girls.

 

Copyright Dave-Michael Valentine All Rights Reserved

 

 

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *