Cannibal Girls
I had a friend who used to hang out in clubs
He liked variety in the girls he’d meet
’til he met a cannibal girl in the shrubs
who reduced my friend to hamburger meat
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
Ever know a man who suddenly disappeared
Without a word to friends or relatives?
You might think it’s absurd or weird
Stay away from where the cannibal girl lives.
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
Sure, you’ll get what you’re looking for
but you’ll get more than what you bargained for
Just when you couldn’t ask for more
You’ll be that girl’s soup du jour
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
Cannibal girls are a feast for the eyes
they say everything that you want to hear.
Every now and then another man dies
You might be a side dish for a year.
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
(guitar noodling)
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Cannibal Girls find out where you hide
Cannibal Girls look so damn cute
Cannibal Girls skin off your birthday suit
Cannibal Girls, they’ll eat you alive
Momma never told you about cannibal girls.
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